That awkward moment when you and your girlfriend get your nose rings stuck together.
I tried to get married yesterday & failed
But we probably made an impression on the county clerks office!
Is it bad that my diet consists only of girl scout cookies?
What’s coming up in my life!
- Student Congress Elections
- Applying for the Executive Board
- Quiting Johnny’s! (If I get the job)
- Finals yadada
- New York! (Again!)
- End of the semester
- Moving Home
- Working at the Landing
- Developing and Launching my Philanthropy Website (I have big ideas)!
I like my men like I like my coffee,
nowhere near my vagina.
life gets in the way of my blog.
I was leaving a movie and a man pulled up next to me and rolled down his window. Judging by his accent, he was some African country. And he asked me “Is there life in this city?” I didn’t understand what he meant right away, and said “There’s life everywhere!” and then I realized he was looking for something to do and so I had him follow me to a close bar. But it got me thinking, “Where is the life?” Craziest things happen to me I swear.
my emotions just went to shit tonight. I don’t even know what’s wrong with me.
Romney is the ultimate shmoozer, he’s like a clip art politician, he says he’s a son of Detroit but he sold everyone down the river. His company shipped our jobs over seas. He’s a billionaire and he says he’s a son of Detroit. He says what everyone wants to hear… It more or less always comes down to the lesser of two evils. We need a good president. Obama hasn’t lived up to expectations, but what can he do with the Republicans in Congress. He gets fought tooth and nail. It just makes me so mad.
Me: I have a crush on Ricky Martin.
Abby: That's unfortunate because now I have to kill him lol
Me: Please don't he's so pretty
had a perfect valentines day!
I can’t wait till Abby gets here
I’m so sick, tired, and lonely.
it just took me 45 minutes to drive 2 miles to buy medicine.
times that I hate michigan.